Why I Don’t Swim In The Ocean

This photo gives me the fucking heebie jeebies, and is a beautiful illustration of one of the myriad reasons why I don’t swim in the ocean. Sure, I’ll wade in it up to my thighs, but that’s about it. I don’t know, drowning and being eaten alive are pretty low on the ol’ list of “ways I want to go”.
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Holy crap! I wonder if that’s real or special effects?
That’s a good question. I wouldn’t be surprised either way.
But alas.. you HAVE swam in the ocean. We took a dip in water over our heads @ Cape Lookout. Fun times. I think I woulda shit if I woulda seen the shark in that pic, which btw I have seen before and heard was PS.