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Archive for August, 2007

Miss Teen South Carolina Is A @$#%ing Idiot

If I could harness and weaponize this type of stupidity, I’d be unstoppable. Seriously, I think if you could loop and broadcast this clip, you could actually use it to disperse mobs. I suppose I should give her credit for exemplifying everything that is wrong with our education system. She certainly illustrates why it is […]

Real Life Vs. Internet

Church and Grif from Rooster Teeth’s Red vs. Blue examine the many differences between real life and the Internet.
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In The House: Phase XV

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We’ve taken a slight break on the interior of the house and set our sights on the exterior. We’ve been having some issues with people cutting across our yard. We opted to put in a “natural” fence, planting arbor vitae and wysteria along the perimeter of the yard. After that, we put up a small […]

Internet Commenter Business Meeting

It’s unfortunate that I am able to fully comprehend the douchebaggery and fuck-wittery that is the internet only when it’s taken out of context. Thanks to collegehumor.com for pointing out our community’s many foibles. Oh, and this is rather NSFW.
[Thanks to Ryan for the tip]
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Foux Da Fa Fa

Once again, ladies and gentlemen, the Flight of the Conchords. This time Jermaine and Bret pay homage to the language of love, as spoken in broken, disjointed and entirely unrelated phrases. After all, nothing quite woos the ladies like a man’s ability to inquire after the whereabouts of the local library.
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A Texan Odyssey

This documentary chronicles the Flight of the Conchords’ journey to Austin, TX for the South By Southwest Music Festival as they look for their “medium big” break.
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Holy Dark Knight Images, Batman!

I can honestly say that Dark Knight is easily one of my most anticipated films. Now that I’ve seen these images, though, excitement levels have exceeded their thresholds!
PS~Thanks to Jonzey for putting me on to these pics.
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Keepon Keepin’ On

How effing awesome is this thing? Here’s a little more about Keepon, taken from beatbots.org:
We are currently developing and studying dance-oriented nonverbal play between children and the robot Keepon, built by Hideki Kozima. Keepon is a small creature-like robot with a soft rubber skin, two cameras in its eyes, and a microphone in its […]

Too Many Mother Uckers

Regardless of our many walks of life, I think we can all agree that there are indeed too many mother uckers uckin’ with our shi.
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Toys R Us Releases Prematurely, Unfulfilled Gamers Break 2K Forums

If you didn’t know, more than a few Toys ‘R’ Us locations decided to forego the street date and sell copies of BioShock a week prior to release. Like some horrible pandemic, the rage has quickly swept through the tubes, infecting gamers everywhere. With pitchforks and torches in hand, they descended upon the 2K forums […]

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